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w1lll
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Post subject: Re: King of the hill Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2011 2:08 pm |
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Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2010 6:54 am Posts: 846 Location: Land - Plains Swamp
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In AD 2011, war was beginning.
Ponk was sitting in a chair, relaxing after a hard day of taking over the hill. A technician rushed in, shouting something that sounded like "We get signal!". An announcement blared out of the speakers around the hill; "Main screen turn on!". That's odd, thought Ponk We don't have any screens here. Suddenly, an old television fell from the sky and landed on top of the technician, who suddenly A-Sploded, showering the hill with cookies.
"How are you gentlemen? All your hill are belong to us! You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha Ha Ha.
Then, the television A-Sploded, and unfortunately for the forces of Ponk, a load of ninja kittehs came out. Unfortunately for the kittehs, they too A-Sploded. Then seven Mudkips appeared. Before they A-Sploded, a Grue appeared and ate Ponk.
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maxattack
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Post subject: Re: King of the hill Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2011 2:25 pm |
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Joined: Wed May 26, 2010 8:09 pm Posts: 1900 Location: Look behind you. Theres a shadow. Look at where it is. It isnt me Gender: male
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CRUNCH! i here, sounding throughout the enchanted forest. I was looking at w1llls grave you see, Ponk killed him, and Numair and him went on their honeymoon. Before that, the Grue has eaten a fake ponk, really being Simmen who i captured. I was left in charge. But than, ships came from the sky, blowing up taz, destroying everything. I summoned my DES ( Dino Elite Squad ) And CATs ( Cat Assassination Squad, and the RES ( Rhino Elite Squad ) and PRS ( Ponk rocks squad ) and we charged at the enemy. We fought and fought and won and won. But the war lasted years, Ponk never returned. One day, after killing plastic Mudkipz, i saw a car with the sign Just foughton the back. Ponk i yelled! PONK!
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Redruth
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Post subject: Re: King of the hill Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2011 3:41 pm |
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Joined: Sun Jun 21, 2009 7:15 am Posts: 196 Gender: male
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i bring with me chuck norris to the party, my hill gentlemen
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Colonel Yanick (the original) Rabid Panda
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routhy12
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Post subject: Re: King of the hill Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2011 3:43 pm |
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Joined: Tue Dec 08, 2009 11:14 am Posts: 972 Gender: male
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oi ladies who said you could party on my hill
my hill
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Taz
Skype: tazmoo2
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maxattack
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Post subject: Re: King of the hill Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2011 3:52 pm |
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Joined: Wed May 26, 2010 8:09 pm Posts: 1900 Location: Look behind you. Theres a shadow. Look at where it is. It isnt me Gender: male
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taz u died.
I use my powers to make the hill amazing, but since Ponk and Me legally own the hill, we claim it. We open a postal service, sleep away camp, paint ball, air soft, amusement parks, banks, training areas, and a Walgreens. We build and build and kill mud kipz. We dance on w1llls grave every week or so and have parties with Chuck Norris, Iron Man, and others.
party hill
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHA!!
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Tenkai
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Post subject: Re: King of the hill Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2011 4:16 pm |
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Joined: Fri May 06, 2011 2:20 pm Posts: 2198 Location: right here obviously Gender: female
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breaks up the party by calling the health dept. and you are banned from the hill after seeing chuck norris upchuck everywhere in his hangover
my hill
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javierbs
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Post subject: Re: King of the hill Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2011 4:29 pm |
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Joined: Sun May 31, 2009 9:37 pm Posts: 555 Gender: male
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![Image](http://www.tagsandflags.com/8x10Gun.JPG) STOP PLAYING IN MY PROPERTY, KIDS! Meh hill ![Smile :)](./images/smilies/icon_e_smile.gif)
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maxattack
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Post subject: Re: King of the hill Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2011 4:39 pm |
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Joined: Wed May 26, 2010 8:09 pm Posts: 1900 Location: Look behind you. Theres a shadow. Look at where it is. It isnt me Gender: male
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Meh hill is Copyright!!!!!!!!!!!!
I use my awesome powers to blow up ur sign. I march up with Lt. Zazzy, CAT number 3, ID number 10769, leader of PR! The PR Charge up the hill. We all follow them. I see you eating a jelly fish and i walk over and punch u to Mars. " Easy " I think, hoping for a nic, refreshing glass of chocolate fruit juice. i climb and climb and climb and climb and climb and climb and climb and climb and climb and eventually keep climbing! When i get to the top, I Hire Armstrong to put a flag with CATs, PR, Max, Ponk, DES, And RES on it. We all get happy and party
P.S. Stocks are up by 5%
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Tenkai
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Post subject: Re: King of the hill Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2011 4:52 pm |
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Joined: Fri May 06, 2011 2:20 pm Posts: 2198 Location: right here obviously Gender: female
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i go up the hill disguised as an UPS guy and put the package in your mailbox.the next day,you take it inside your supa awsome bachelor pad and open it and there's a not saying:"chocolate fruit juice???WTH." for some reason this makes you cry like a baby and run off the side of the hill.
my hill
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maxattack
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Post subject: Re: King of the hill Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2011 5:05 pm |
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Joined: Wed May 26, 2010 8:09 pm Posts: 1900 Location: Look behind you. Theres a shadow. Look at where it is. It isnt me Gender: male
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( getting better ) Sadly, i neva cry, so its GOOD for me. My police agency arrested me for going on the bus like it was a Ferrari. which is obviously FROWNED APON, ON THIS HILL! But, like others, im a man in the stocks, I burst out of the cell,running around screaming " We are family, even though ur weirder than me! " you all faint from my awesomeness, and i take the hill. From now on the border phasoids and spammoids patrol the area.
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