Why so serious
you make me seem delierious
I pulled this song out of my but
and my friends were all like 'what"
But Im just sayin
Its BD u should be a playin
but if your a trippin
Ill be a handin out tips
(only 500 tokens it al' cast ya)
dont worry the disclamer wont kill ya
so yo play bd.
And learn from ME!


(sorry for the bad spellin I did it in like 2 mins )

Who said i´m serious,
Im just curious,
Why don´t you surrender,
You´re just an offender,
TRL´s just awesome,
And we´re gonna blossom,
If you think you´re gonna win,
Then i´ll scare you out of your skin,
You´re gonna lose,
And i´ll go on a cruise,
Why dont you just go cry,
While i eat a pie,
Chuck Norris bows down to me,
And you´re just a flea,
This should be over,
With me as the winner,
It´s just obvious,
Because we are legendary,
you rap awfully,
Have you read our name?
We are The Real Legends,
And we own islands,
Just give up,
And bow down to ME!

you aint got no rhyme
your just taking things from mine
he's trying to act like he has skill
and tries to be like eminem by taking a pill
fact is TRL is the best
and you are nothing more than the rest
now if you everything you can compete with me
i will have to charge you with a large fee
because all you will be doing is wasting my time
and unlike me you will never shine
now get out your nothing more than a scrub
that covers himself in mud

Look at me, Look at me
Conquering and i wont Stop!
And it feels so good to be
Alive and on top
My reach is global
My tower secure
My cause is noble
My power is pure
I can hand out a million Token nations
Or have all of them die by The Poor Nation
Have'em all healed by some vaccinations
Have'em all killed by assassination
or i can just go with Basic Domination

Now look at us, Look at us
Claw and Fang have there own Legacy
They can do anything with no Prermission
they can do anything with no assistance
They wont do anything with no resistance
Just Dont Forget there Legacy!

Ps:maybe i should edit it more lol

Are you guys kidding? Battlerap is my career
I can't even look at you guys as my peers
None of you have ever made a decent punchline
I put you in a box when I start to punch spines
Oh, don't you understand what I say
You can't even see a basic wordplay
Putting you in a box means putting you in a coffin
Its standard in rap battles, but you guy know nothing!
I'm representing pink, say it loud and proud
It takes a real man to wear pink, you're just a coward
You have nothing to add to this battle so just leav
If not, tell your family to prepare to grief
Because batteling you is just way to east
Andwhen I start battling it often gets messy
Because I'll beat you like Chris did to rihanna
I'll hit you in the face with a banana while riding a llama
Because this is all a big joke to me
You say that you have skills? You got to be joking me!

You think you´re pro?
I´ll make you fall soo low,
You think you know how to rap?
I´ll make you run a lap,
I respect you as a player,
but im the mayor,
so just get out of my way,
or i´ll hit you with an array,
i decide if you get destroyed or not,
maybe i should just let you rot,
I am the king of rap,
I even wear a cap,
so just give up coz TRL is here to win this thing!

You call that a diss?
You can’t win this
I’m as cool as ice
Don’t need to think twice
Just roll the dice
Your numbers up
We all know you suck
The biggest schmuck
You’re out of luck
Tick tock
Tick Tock
Time is running out
No need to scream or shout
Beating you is all I’m about

Last night was good, it was fun
Your gf got to see my gun
Wie du verstehen wirst
I’m gonna finish first
You don’t stand a chance
Now dance monkey dance
One, two, three
Three, two, one
BOMB
Bye bye you’re gone

you guys just might lose but i will win the shoes,

down you go and you get a bow,
you shoot at me but you miss the loop,
now my silo is ready, i might send out the nuke,
you better give in now, or you will have to fail,
my foot is swinging in about to make you trip when docter gets to wip!
you fall to the floor and you see the door you run and run then you start to fall,
you land with a bang and you wish you had a band.
your time is up and your game is over i ride of on a speed motor!
now i have WON, you have to run because i have begun.
you jump but you bump and you lose forever i think ive won because you aint got a bun!

You say i lose,
While im on a cruise,
Im coming for you,
Out of the blue,
Ill burn you to death,
Coz of your awful breath,
This is a game,
But you´re too lame,
You should be banned,
I have 2 awesome glands,
You have none,
I like bacon,
I´m so random,
and You´re called adam,
I can afford to slack off,
You can go cough,
Because TRL is going to win
And do a backspin!

What? TRL? No one has ever heard of you
I tried to google, watch out, MTV will sue
TRL - Total Request Live show with pop music
now you're on a forum pretending to be sick
I tool a break from writing a real rap
Really, I should have to have a handicap
Because looking at this, none of you have a clue
Its kinda awkward, like when you come to soon


And just to beat your nest rap:
I could do as many punch lines as you have
But I can do it all in 2 bars