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simmen
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Post subject: Welcome to my kingdom Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 12:08 pm |
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Hello all.
As you might have noticed, spam is back. And so is it's ruler. Me.
Some of you might answer, who made you the ruler of spam? What kind of authority do you hold? Well, first of all. I hold the autority of an admin, so that' a stupid question that I pretended that you asked me. Second of all, look at my postcount, now back at yours, now back at mine. Sadly, yours isn't mine.. and let's be honest, it never will be. Third, the war over who would be the king of spam ater Rederoin. I doubt most spammers will know who he is, not seen his name anywhere.. but he were the undisputed king of spam and my father, with a postcount that prevented all from even trying to opose him, and a leadership that brought lolcats to all. But me and Oracle were both closing in on him, which lead to a spamwar between me and Oracle that lasted for days, before we settled on me being the king of spam with him saying that he never really wanted to be the king..
So we have now decleared me king, have we not? But how about God of spam? Well.. this is where it gets tricky. Because you may all know the old God of spam, Kenny. Now, Kenny will claim to still be the king of spam, the question to him then is, did you, or did you not lose the spam war to me? And does that, or does that not make me not only the king, but also the God of spam. the god of all of you spammer?!
If you're stll not convince, I will bribe you with a rescued penguin if you follow me ^,^
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Post subject: Re: Welcome to my kingdom Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 12:13 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Welcome to my kingdom Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 12:17 pm |
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simmen wrote: look at my postcount But posting in spam doesn't increase your postcount, so that's irrelevant ![Razz :P](./images/smilies/icon_razz.gif) Actually, a post count of 0 would be better for a spam king, because it would mean you've posted nothing but spam. And surely a true spam king would know this already. ![Rolling Eyes :roll:](./images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif)
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simmen
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Post subject: Re: Welcome to my kingdom Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 12:18 pm |
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Joined: Mon Jun 01, 2009 5:32 am Posts: 15987 Gender: male
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But.. don't you want to help the rescued penguin to get a good home? It's covered in oil from the oilspill at N:18795 E:27596 on earth 1, and it needs you to adopt it *cough* and to declear me as supreme leader *cough*
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Post subject: Re: Welcome to my kingdom Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 12:20 pm |
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Joined: Fri Jan 25, 2013 5:20 pm Posts: 1183
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simmen wrote: But.. don't you want to help the rescued penguin to get a good home? It's covered in oil from the oilspill at N:18795 E:27596 on earth 1, and it needs you to adopt it *cough* and to declear me as supreme leader *cough* I found him and took him in as one of my own. ![Image](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt80a4vVLX1qk3p7to1_500.gif) Needless to say hes all better
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simmen
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Post subject: Re: Welcome to my kingdom Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 12:30 pm |
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Joined: Mon Jun 01, 2009 5:32 am Posts: 15987 Gender: male
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fake wrote: simmen wrote: look at my postcount But posting in spam doesn't increase your postcount, so that's irrelevant ![Razz :P](./images/smilies/icon_razz.gif) Actually, a post count of 0 would be better for a spam king, because it would mean you've posted nothing but spam. And surely a true spam king would know this already. ![Rolling Eyes :roll:](./images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif) One day when you learn the history of spam, you will know why this comment is silly Slinkybd wrote: I found him and took him in as one of my own.
You kidnapped a poor penguin? How could you?! ![Sad :(](./images/smilies/icon_e_sad.gif)
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Post subject: Re: Welcome to my kingdom Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 1:26 pm |
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Joined: Fri May 06, 2011 2:20 pm Posts: 2198 Location: right here obviously Gender: female
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simmen wrote: Well, first of all. I hold the autority of an admin, so that' a stupid question that I pretended that you asked me. Second of all, look at my postcount, now back at yours, now back at mine. Sadly, yours isn't mine.. and let's be honest, it never will be. Third, the war over who would be the king of spam ater Rederoin. 1. nobody cares simmen, we all know you bribed michael with sext strippers in penguin suits. 2. son, look at MY total post count and get back to me. 3. the past is irrelevant, and so are you. this is NEW SPAM!
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simmen
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Post subject: Re: Welcome to my kingdom Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 1:32 pm |
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Joined: Mon Jun 01, 2009 5:32 am Posts: 15987 Gender: male
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The is the new spam kingdom, united under my rule!
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Post subject: Re: Welcome to my kingdom Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 1:34 pm |
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we both know you aren't active enough to rule anything ![Rolling Eyes :roll:](./images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif) nice try simmen, you're old and withered.
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simmen
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Post subject: Re: Welcome to my kingdom Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 1:35 pm |
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We both know you cannot beat me at the top of my game, where I am now.
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